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Born in 1981 [25], I grew up in the leafy suburb of Canterbury. Showing young promise as a swimmer, I squandered my natural talent in favour of a digital life. I attended Camberwell Grammar School [20], where I eventually rose to the position of House Janitor for which I was awarded colours. I then embarked on a stellar University career, majoring in Special Consideration. [15] Resident at Ormond College for 3 years, I was the resident BOFH until my demise was plotted by an evil triumvirate of incompetence. [10]

Following my graduation, I became a corporate slave for 18 months, after which I found 9-5 (or more likely 10-3:30ish) too much and began a highly unsuccessful consulting business. [5] Currently planning to take over the world, my first name is David, my surname starts with K. Who. am. I?

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